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Happy New Year !

by olympia on January 1, 2009

Hello Everyone,

I wish you all a very happy new year. 2008 was a very hard year for many of us,but that is about to change.I have very good inside information that 2009 is going to be better.
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YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ?

Here is what I know will happen:

Your hair and makeup will be perfect every day.

You will replace your cleaning supplies with enviromentally safe ones.

You will get rid of that bad for you man faster than a case of head lice.

You will jump start the economy by buying an american made hybrid car.

You will have a new president that you can invite as a facebook friend,and follow him on twitter.

You will see oprah winfrey move to town and chase vernon jordan out.

You will break all your resolutions, except the one about dumping the loser.

You will be expected to get up and volunteer to help your country.

You will finally realize that you are like your mother,and she is always right,and its ok

You will start to help,feed and protect our own needy kids;and then the rest of the world.(Wash D.C Schools first)

You will separate God from man.No mixing religion and politics.

You will cut up the credit cards and use the cash under the matress to shop at nordstrom.

You will be insanely kind to all around your home and office.Even the neighbor that steals your new trash can.

You will no longer pay to be invited to a high society party.Having a potluck with your coworkers will be more chic.

You will be a fashion plate with all your clothes bought from target and khols.High priced designers be warned.

You will leave the baking to the baker:no more coloring your own hair.

I wish you health,wealth and happiness.

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What is happening to our economy?

by olympia on November 16, 2008

Hello everyone,

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I’ve had another eventful week at the salon. More and more clients are losing their jobs. Older clients have lost half of their retirement funds, while the younger clients go to work in fear. It is becoming very hard to keep spirits high.

It gets better: I saw a couple of clients at the supermarket this morning. They hugged and kissed me and proceeded to explain that they are now cutting their own hair. YIKES!! Enough nonsense everybody.

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Flycell

by olympia on September 21, 2008

“C’mon! Hurry up!,” squealed Brianna to Tolu.

Tolu was frantically scrolling through the contacts in her phone, all 200 of them. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find Dawson’s phone number in her phone anywhere. [click to continue…]

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The Bars Were Closed! This Was a Serious Storm!

by olympia on September 18, 2008

Innocently enough, it had began with a few, lazy and fat snowflakes in the early afternoon. These initial few flakes had recruited friends, though, and the friends had recruited friends, the process continuing until the city was wrapped in a cold, white blanket of precipitation.

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